We tracked down a gentleman late last Thursday evening, inquiring as to whether or not we could interview his body parts concerning the effects of the 99-cent double thing he had just consumed. These are their stories.
Endorphins: GO! Man, this is good, let’s go back and get more. Being awake at 2 am hurts. Hey did some cells just die?
What uh, what’s comin’ in me right now? Ya know this isn’t half bad. Little chewy. What was that a cat hair? Ewwww.
I say, this is very mushy to say the least.*
No, no WHAT HAVE YA DONE!
It’s been a good run, life.
*Due to a short supply of throats, our talent acquisition could only retain an English one for this article.